Tummy Control, HA!

 OK so I am a chubby person. Like most chubby people , I look for ways to look skinner, clothes that don't cling to me , wear black , stand up straight, oh and suck it in. While the other day I was watching TV when and ad came on about "TUMMY  CONTROL " panties, looked good, so I thought why not.
  Off the the store I go, I find them , I got the flesh colored ones. That way no one would know that I was wearing them, Well maybe the Doctor would know , if in case I had to go to the hospital. { you know clean undies and all that stuff, your mom told to to wear and wash every morning, case the trip to the E.R. every came up.}
    The very next day after buying said Tummy control panties, My Hubby wanted me to go to the truck show with him, I will wear my tummy controls. One leg, OK, the other leg OK, now for the pull up. I wiggled, I hopped, I laid down, I said a few words, { not for  young ears}, and finally they are on.  I walked to the MIRROR ugh.
    But wait something is wrong. Every where that the  pantie was , was smooth and sucked in, but hanging over the top was .... well  a huge " DOUBLE MUFFIN TOP" whine , cry and cuss. I started stuffing it back into the pantie. Well that was better, but now everything was sliding out the legs. So okay I could go with a muffin top or tree trunk legs. Going with the trees, cause I would have to take panties down again , so no way was I going to to that. I mean these are Tummy control right?
   So off I went with Hubby to the truck show, everything going good, I wore a skirt so the trees weren't outlined and I was feeling sexy, These tummy controls, so far were controlling , after about the 3 hour mark , something went wrong, I felt my first pang, I said come on tummy controls kick in now. 15 minutes later there it was again , that  gnawing feeling , I waited an another 15 minutes and there it was again, worse this time , and there was a growl to go with it, so loud that Hubby looked at me. I said, " get me something to eat , I am hungry , these panties aren't working."
     After we came home the "TUMMY CONTROLS" came off. Now I ask you what good are tummy controls if they don't control your tummy from the pangs and growls of hungry ?


Till my next talking, Peace and Happiness
  

FAT HAT TUESDAY

  Hey can ya see me?

OK so this may be more about the Lilacs then about the hat. This past Saturday  it was finally a beautiful sunny day. So out I went with my camera to take some pictures of flowers.
I didn't have to go far . Just up the street in our local cemetery is all these Lilac bushes, They also grow all over out little town of Victor.

 The camera can take a picture and you can see how beautiful these are , but what it can not do is let you know how wonderful they smell. Just this small group have filled the house with their smell . Now I must go out and find some to dig up and plant in my yard.

  Oh the hat I got in Fort Bragg Cal. a couple of years ago in one of those little shops. Everyone up here seems to wear camo like most people wear jeans. But since I am not that into the green and brown look or the desert look. I seen this pink one and I knew this was it. Marty told me he will not take me hunting in this hat.
   So I say " why its camo, and you tell me that deer can't see color's , only patterns, so whats the big deal,?"
Marty says, " Because I can see the color."
What can I say?  " Men  go figure."

Till my next talking, Peace and Happiness