KNOW YOU NEED A MAKE OVER WHEN
1. When you put your Aha Bra on backwards and it fits better.
2. When you are looking in the mirror and realize your back boobs are perkier then your front boobs.
3. When your leg hair is longer and thicker then the hair on your head.
4. Worst yet is when you start using your shampoo and cream rinse on your legs and boy are they shinny
and more manageable.
5. When combing out your hair you also run the comb through your chin hair and mustache.
6. When you go to dye your grey hair and also use it on your grey eyebrow hairs.
7. When you hold your teeth in your hand to brush them.
8. When you need binoculars to see the scales to see how much you weigh.
9. When you are now using a putty knife to fill in those Crowfeet (just a cute way to say " WRINKLES")
around your eye's.
10. OKAY,OKAY , HANG ON. Your panties fit better on backwards. UGH.............!
11. When you go to the pool and you are practically walking on water because sob,sob FAT FLOATS!
12. When you are the only one who leaves the pool with dry hair.
13. When you hear a clicking sound while walking on your kitchen floor and look down and see that its your
own toenails making that sound.
14. When you think you see a spider on your upper arm and notice its your arm pit hair creeping around.
15 . When you go to put your shoes on so you don't make that clicking sound , and the only shoes you like
are your hubbies old slipper's , so now the only sound you hear is the slapping sound of the too big
slippers.
Okay I have got to get off here and go shopping at Wal Mart and the first thing I am getting is a razor.
So till my next talking,
Peace and Happiness.
Thursday, March 21, 2013
Friday, March 15, 2013
Chatting Over Coffee Friday
It's Chatting Day , But it is over a diet 7up
Wow , oh wow do I feel great today , well actually I have felt great all week. Let me tell you why.
Last week when I went to the Doctor and although it was a long day there I got some good news out of it. Then on the way home I had an a WOWZA moment . I realized that I was given a another chance to live and smile . It was like the Creator sat down in the car with me and said "don't blow it , I love you and every thing will be okay now". How cool is that . It put a song in my heart and a lightness in my step (well sort of I am still not all that graceful). So by my choice I am now on a renal (kidney ) diet. I want to keep what I have. So far Mary and I are doing good on it. We are not hungry and I am fixing satisfying meals with "Dessert".Best part. I have had a whole week of under 180 blood sugar days. I feel great, my back still hurts and I can hardly move today after a full day of house cleaning. but guess what I am happy that I can still clean my house. I know that for some of you it maybe hard to get what I am so over joyed about , and some of you know fully what I am saying here , I just got to shout " I GOT MY LIFE BACK!". I have finally let go of the pain , but not the good memorizes and the love .That's all I got to say about that.
Okay something else to be happy about Marty went back to work today after being laid off since OCT 2012. We have just been surviving , now I can save up money again and take some of the pressure off the old bank account and pay off a bill or two. Now Marty is looking forward to spring Turkey season. I hope he gets one I love wild turkey oh and the bird too. (insert smiley face) He is always such a whiny baby when hunting seasons are over. He and Sunny Boy went out the other day to go check out his hunting spots, see what animals how been through. He brought back Sunny Boy with a shiner.He fell, Sunny not Marty . Sunny wanted Mommy, so end of play day. He and I love having our grand kids so close . It nice to be able to see them when we want. My grand-daughter Rose is going to prom tonight with her boyfriend. As she said ," I am so happy ,I could burst into a million pieces!" Please don't that's to many Roses.
My mom is still in Ohio visiting my sister Bonnie. She calls every couple of days to let me know that she is fine. She has been swimming I think every night and that is so good for her. Maybe build up that hip of hers. I do miss having coffee already made when I get up in the morning.
Energy is running through me so I got to go do something maybe put my books back on the bookshelf. I am making a friend of mine a gift so maybe I will work on that.
P.S. Now maybe I can get Pork Chop a hair cut.
Till my next talking
Peace and Happiness.
Wow , oh wow do I feel great today , well actually I have felt great all week. Let me tell you why.
Last week when I went to the Doctor and although it was a long day there I got some good news out of it. Then on the way home I had an a WOWZA moment . I realized that I was given a another chance to live and smile . It was like the Creator sat down in the car with me and said "don't blow it , I love you and every thing will be okay now". How cool is that . It put a song in my heart and a lightness in my step (well sort of I am still not all that graceful). So by my choice I am now on a renal (kidney ) diet. I want to keep what I have. So far Mary and I are doing good on it. We are not hungry and I am fixing satisfying meals with "Dessert".Best part. I have had a whole week of under 180 blood sugar days. I feel great, my back still hurts and I can hardly move today after a full day of house cleaning. but guess what I am happy that I can still clean my house. I know that for some of you it maybe hard to get what I am so over joyed about , and some of you know fully what I am saying here , I just got to shout " I GOT MY LIFE BACK!". I have finally let go of the pain , but not the good memorizes and the love .That's all I got to say about that.
Okay something else to be happy about Marty went back to work today after being laid off since OCT 2012. We have just been surviving , now I can save up money again and take some of the pressure off the old bank account and pay off a bill or two. Now Marty is looking forward to spring Turkey season. I hope he gets one I love wild turkey oh and the bird too. (insert smiley face) He is always such a whiny baby when hunting seasons are over. He and Sunny Boy went out the other day to go check out his hunting spots, see what animals how been through. He brought back Sunny Boy with a shiner.He fell, Sunny not Marty . Sunny wanted Mommy, so end of play day. He and I love having our grand kids so close . It nice to be able to see them when we want. My grand-daughter Rose is going to prom tonight with her boyfriend. As she said ," I am so happy ,I could burst into a million pieces!" Please don't that's to many Roses.
My mom is still in Ohio visiting my sister Bonnie. She calls every couple of days to let me know that she is fine. She has been swimming I think every night and that is so good for her. Maybe build up that hip of hers. I do miss having coffee already made when I get up in the morning.
Energy is running through me so I got to go do something maybe put my books back on the bookshelf. I am making a friend of mine a gift so maybe I will work on that.
P.S. Now maybe I can get Pork Chop a hair cut.
Till my next talking
Peace and Happiness.
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