Almost Friday, So Have A Little Laugh Today.

                         KNOW YOU NEED A MAKE OVER WHEN


  1. When you put your Aha Bra on backwards and it fits better.

 2. When you are looking in the mirror and realize your back boobs are perkier then your front boobs.

 3. When your leg hair is longer and thicker then the hair on your head.

 4. Worst yet is when you start using your shampoo and cream rinse on your legs and boy are they shinny  
      and more manageable.

 5. When combing out your hair you also run the comb through your chin hair and mustache.

 6. When you go to dye your grey hair and also use it on your grey eyebrow hairs.

 7. When you hold your teeth in your hand to brush them.

 8. When you need binoculars to see the scales to see how much you weigh.

 9. When you are now using a putty knife to fill in those Crowfeet (just a cute way to say " WRINKLES")
     around your eye's.

 10. OKAY,OKAY , HANG ON. Your panties  fit better on backwards. UGH.............!

 11. When you go to the pool and you are practically walking on water because sob,sob FAT FLOATS!

 12. When you are the only one who leaves the pool with dry hair.

 13. When you hear a clicking sound while walking on your kitchen floor and look down and see that its your        
       own toenails making that sound.

 14. When you think you see a spider on your upper arm and notice its your arm pit hair creeping around.

15 . When you go to put your shoes on so you don't make that clicking sound , and the only shoes you like
       are your hubbies old slipper's , so now the only sound you hear is the slapping sound of the too big
      slippers.

Okay I have got to get off here and go shopping at Wal Mart and the first thing I am getting is a razor.


So till my next talking,
Peace and Happiness.